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Dave Dworkin's Ghostwriters has revamped its "Up Yer
News" feature and released the very best of bits that were used by stations from New York
to L.A. by some of America's top radio talent. This material includes the best of the
best! Slightly Irregular News is a news parody especially
designed to be used daily on an on-going basis. The feature proved to be so popular
that many stations were charging premium rates for adjacencies to this bit.
You be the
judge...here's a free sample of "Slightly Irregular
News." And feel free to use this sample on the air today! |
WHOOPI GOLDBERG HAS SIGNED TO STAR IN A BROADWAY SHOW. THE PRODUCTION REVOLVES AROUND A
LIVING ROOM SOFA, AND WHOOPI WILL PLAY THE PART OF A CUSHION.
A RECENT SURVEY SHOWS THAT 83% OF AMERICANS FEEL THAT PUBLIC SCHOOLS AREN'T DOING A
GOOD JOB. THE OTHER 17% SAID, "HUH?"
THERE ARE RUMORS OF A NEW SCANDAL IN THE _______________(POLITICIAN'S) ADMINISTRATION.
A SPOKESMAN SAID, "I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO SAY UNTIL WE FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT THE
ALLEGATIONS ARE...AND EXACTLY WHO ARE THE ALLIGATORS.
LAS VEGAS CASINO OWNERS RECENTLY DECIDED TO REPLACE PIT BOSSES WITH PIT BULLS. THEY
FIGURE GAMBLERS WILL LOSE AN ARM AND A LEG FASTER THAT WAY.
A VISIT BY JAPAN'S PRIME MINISTER HAS PRODUCED AN HISTORIC TRADE AGREEMENT. JAPANESE
SEMICONDUCTORS WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO WORK WITH JAPANESE SEMI-ORCHESTRAS.
MORE CORRUPTION TO REPORT IN THE BIG APPLE! A MEMBER OF THE ROCKETTES HAS BEEN INDICTED
IN A KICKBACK SCHEME.
THE PRESIDENT HAS RETURNED FROM BETHESDA NAVAL HOSPITAL WHERE HE UNDERWENT A ROUTINE
EXAMINATION. DOCTORS SPENT SEVERAL HOURS EXAMINING HIS ROUTINES
(C) Copyright Dave Dworkin's Ghostwriters, 1997.
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