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Dave Dworkin's Radio Mall
2412 Unity Ave N,
Minneapolis, MN 55422 USA.
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763-522-6256             or 800-759-4561                            
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   The Crazies    
Comedy and Cartoon Sound Effects
263 hilarious tracks on one audio CD for $49! 
Free shipping in the U.S.! 
 
If you don't have an indexing CD player, click here for The Crazies on 3 CDs
 
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Click here for complete track listings.

It's a one-of-a-kind collection of comedy sound effects, music cues, character voices, kabongs, cartoon crashes, boings, splats, laughs, hiccups, buzzers, gongs, whistles, kickers, shouts...not to mention the mandatory "funny chicken." Best of all... it's a buyout! No license fees, no needle-drop charges!

You'll get:

Belches                Sloppy Squirt           Cloth Rip
Sick Saxophone         Model A Horn            Evil Laugh
Crowd goes "Oooooh!    Cowboy yells            Weird Bongo Drums
Raspberry              Toy computer            Bass drum & cymbal crash
Cork Pop               Toilet flush            Rooster crows
Huge glass crash       Pig-chew & gulp         Comic radio static
Kablam                 Martian talk            Witch laugh
Chinese gong           Klaxon horn             Crazy car
Boings & Zips          Crazy blips             Zip, Pop, & Thump
Bugle charge           Machine gun             Sour bonks
Bowaang                Silly helicopter        Metal crash
Applause               Comedic laugh           "WOW"

Plus 51 different crowd shouts and 30 different drum kickers. 263 effects in all! Complete track listings and a downloadable track listing file are at the bottom of this page.

There are hundreds of ways you can use The Crazies! Spruce up your show. Add punch to your commercials. Use it anytime. The CRAZIES has been especially designed for use with today's indexing CD players for instant access to all 263 cuts. If you don't have an indexing CD player, click here for The Crazies on 3 CDs

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Radio Mall guarantees you'll be 100% satisfied. If you're not satisfied, simply return it within 60 days in resalable condition for a full refund of your purchase price. Please note: shipping charges are not refundable.

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Track #1 Comedy Effects                                                        
Index:
l.      "Hey, the gorillas' loose"                      :02
2.      Big belch #1                                    :02
3.      Big belch #2                                    :02
4.      Crazy man laugh                                 :21
5.      Crazy man tickled                               :21
6.      Crazy man laugh-short                           :03
7.      Sick saxophone #1                               :03
8.      Sick saxophone #2                               :02
9.      Tuba blast                                      :02
10.     Reveille/Machine Gun/Charge!                    :14
11.     Police whistle                                  :02
12.     Bulb horn                                       :02
13.     Model A horn                                    :02
14.     Door open/scream/slam/fall                      :11
15.     Cloth rip #1                                    :02
16.     Cloth rip #2                                    :02
17.     Sloppy squirt #1                                :02
18,     Sloppy squirt #2                                :02
19.     Cartoon crash                                   :08
20.     Cowboy and Indian fight                         :09

Track #2 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Crowd goes ooooh!                               :03
2.      Man gasps                                       :02
3.      Glug glug                                       :02
4.      Hiccup #1                                       :06
5.      Hiccup #2                                       :08
6.      Hiccup #3                                       :07
7.      Hiccup #4                                       :09
8.      Hiccup #5                                       :09
9.      Man-funny gag                                   :03
10.     Angry man and woman on telephone #1             :08
11.     Angry man and woman on telephone #2             :25
12.     Group of girls laughing                         :03
13.     Group of girls sighing                          :03
14.     Group of girls screaming                        :03
15.     Man-long yell                                   :12
16.     Man-evil laugh #1                               :03
17.     Man-evil laugh #2                               :04
18.     Man-evil laugh #3                               :04
19.     Man-evil laugh #4                               :02
20.     Man-evil laugh #5                               :03


Track #3 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Man-evil laugh #6                       :02
2.      Man-high pitched laugh #1               :02
3.      Man-high pitched laugh #2               :04
4.      Man-monster growl                       :04
5.      Woman-giggle                            :03
6.      Cowboy yells                            :21
7.      Cowboy yell                             :03
8.      Woman-screech and yell                  :02
9.      Funny, sloppy chewing                   :10
10.     Toy computer #1                         :11
11.     Musical computer                        :11
12.     Toy computer #2                         :09
13.     Musical buzzer                          :02
14.     Weird bongo drums                       :09
15.     Bass drum and cymbal crash #1           :02
16.     Bass drum and cymbal crash #2           :03
17.     Bass drum and cymbal crash #3           :02
18.     Car races by/man yells/crash            :15
19.     Raspberry                               :03
20.     Pots and pans crashing                  :12

Track #4 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Cork pop                                        :02
2.      Many cork pops                                  :10
3.      Two men fight, grunt and groan                  :21
4.      Rooster crows/shot/falls                        :06
S.      Toilet flush                                    :10
6.      Door open/spooky creak/slam                     :17
7.      Huge glass crash                                :03
8.      Cartoon crash #1                                :05
9.      Cartoon crash #2                                :05
10.     Junk crash                                      :02
11.     Pig-chew and gulp                               :03
12.     Car-zoom by, pan hit                            :04
13.     Pan hit                                         :02
14.     Mechanical toy #1                               :25
1.5.    Mechanical toy #2                               :21
16.     Comic radio static                              :05
17.     Kabong                                          :03
18.     Kablam                                          :02
19.     Martian talk                                    :02
20.     Witch laugh                                     :05

Track #5 Comedy Effects
Index
1.      Small group-shrieking laughter          :44
2.      Woman-crazy laugh                       :52
3.      Martian conversation                    :63
4.      Man-long, crazy laugh                   :12
5.      Man-ouch, ouch!                         :03
6.      Man-long yawn                           :04
7.      Shell screams in, explodes              :09
8.      Chinese gong                            :11
9.      Cartoon crash                           :06
10.     Whistle and hit #1                      :03
11.     Stretch and bow snap                    :02
12:     Whistle and hit #2                      :03
13.     Twirling crash                          :07
14.     Take whistle                            :02
15.     Splat                                   :02
16.     Splat and take whistle                  :02
17.     Bass drum crash and bounce              :02
18.     Bass drum and cymbal crash              :02
19�     Big drum hit                            :02
20.     Bag burst                               :02

Track #6 Comedy Effects
Index

l.      Comic water gurgle                              :02
2.      High pitched whistle                            :02
3.      Man-crazy laugh                                 :02
4.      Bow twang                                       :02
5.      Short cartoon machine                           :04
6.      Cartoon fall and bounce                         :02
7.      Cartoon down and up                             :02
8.      Short cartoon machine #2                        :02
9.      Splash                                          :02
10.     Cartoon hit                                     :02
11.     Fiddle up, pole in eye, fall                    :02
12.     Splat                                           :02
13.     Kisses-10 different                             :15
14.     Temple block riot                               :09
15.     Crazy car                                       :16
16.     Woman screaming                                 :70
17.     Crowd scream-short                              :03
18.     Klaxon horn-long                                :05
19.     Klaxon horn-short                               :03
20.     Boiing                                          :02

Track #7 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Wind-up and break                               :03
2.      Boiing                                          :02
3.      Cartoon machine                                 :08
4.      Door opens, man yells, splash, toilet           :18
5.      Plane dives, man yells, machine gun             :15
6.      Gun shots-horses ride away                      :06
7.      Man-yell                                        :02
8.      Comic-angry woman                               :11
9.      Camel bellow                                    :10
10.     Woman-coy laughs                                :17
11.     Drum kicker                                     :02
12.     Drum kicker                                     :02
13.     Drum kicker                                     :02
14.     Drum kicker                                     :02
15.     Drum kicker                                     :02
16.     Drum kicker                                     :02
17.     Drum kicker                                     :02
18.     Drum kicker                                     :02
19.     Drum kicker                                     :02   
20.     Drum kicker                                     :02

Track #8 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Drum kicker     :02
2.      Drum kicker     :02
3.      Drum kicker     :02
4.      Drum kicker     :02
5.      Drum kicker     :02
6.      Drum kicker     :02
7.      Drum kicker     :02
8.      Drum kicker     :02
9.      Drum kicker     :02
10.     Drum kicker     :02
11.     Drum kicker     :02
12.     Drum kicker     :02
13.     Drum kicker     :02
14.     Drum kicker     :02
15.     Drum kicker     :02
16.     Drum kicker     :02
17.     Drum kicker     :02
18.     Drum kicker     :02
19.     Drum kicker     :02
20.     Drum kicker     :02

Track #9 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Boiing                                          :Ol
2.      Can drop                                        :03
3.      Boiing and zip                                  :02
4.      Cartoon laugh                                   :06
5.      Squelch                                         :O1
6.      Funny bubbles                                   :16
7.      Cartoon machine                                 :09
8.      Slide whistle-up, down, bong                    :03
9.      Twang and zap                                   :03
10.     Car horn montage                                :28
11.     Zip, pop and thump                              :15
12.     William Tell montage                            :02
13.     Machine gun, laugh and blast #1                 :10
14.     Machine gun, laugh and blast #2                 :11
15.     Hitchcock theme, guns and blast                 :10
16.     Funny pops                                      :16
17.     Insane montage                                  :16
18.     Bell, book and candle                           :16
19.     Crazy blips #1                                  :05
20.     Crazy blips #2                                  :02
21.     Blip, boop and beep                             :02

Track #10 Comedy Effects
Index
l.      Kookabura bird                                  :14
2.      Boiing, hit and fall                            :Ol
3.      Bubble and boiing                               :02
4.      Boiings and twangs                              :13
5.      Sour bonks                                      :03
6.      Bonk sequence                                   :07
7.      Bouncing boiings                                :06
8.      Bowaang                                         :05
9.      Bugle charge                                    :07
10.     Reveille-long and bad                           :14
11.     Gong Fu Manchu                                  :03
12.     Large gong                                      :03
13.     Chew and gulp sequence                          :10
14.     Funny chicken                                   :07
15.     Cuckoo commotion                                :11
16.     Spinning sequence                               :10
17.     Silly helicopter                                :12
18.     Cartoon car crash                               :14
19.     Glass crash sequence                            :09
20.     Metal crash #1                                  :08
21.     Metal crash #2                                  :07

Track #11 Comedy Effects
Index
l. Small crowd applause                 :07        21. Big deal!       :O3
2. Small crowd gasps                    :O1        22. Oooh!           :02 
3. Small group aaah!                    :03        23. Aaah!           :02
4. Small crowd laughs                   :13        24. Huh?            :02
5. Comedic laugh-man                    :05        25. Mmmm!           :02
6. Comedic laugh-man                    :06        26. Wow!            :02
7. Comedic laugh-man                    :06        27. All Right!      :02
8. Comedic laugh-man                    :09        28. Uh Huh!         :02
9. Comedic laugh-man                    :04        29. Aaah!           :02
10. Comedic laugh-man                   :05        30: Oh!             :01
11. Comedic laugh-man                   :06 
12. Comedic laugh-woman                 :05
13. Wow!                                :02
14. Oh! Oh!                             :03
15. All right!                          :03
16. Please repeat! (repeats)            :05
17. Winner! (music intro)               :05
18. You lose!                           :02
19. Go, go, go!                         :04
20. It's fun!                           :03

Track #12 Comedy Effects
Index
1. Hey!                                 :02        16. When?                       :01
2. Oh?                                  :02        17. Oooh! -Woman                :01
3. Oh yeah?                             :02        18. Oh! -Woman                  :01
4. Whee!                                :02        19. Uh oh -Woman                :01
5. Ooops!                               :02        20. Aaah! -Woman                :01
6. Who?                                 :01        21. Oooh! -Group                :02
7. You're kidding!                      :02        22. Yah Hoo! -Group             :04
8. Really?                              :02        23. Yukk -Group                 :02
9. Super                                :02        24. Phoohey -Group              :02
10. That's different!                   :02        25. Laughter -Group             :07
11. Unbelievable!                       :02        26. Okay!  -Group               :02
12. Now?                                :02        27. That's great! -Man          :03
13. Say that again!                     :03        28. Applause & Whistles         :05
14. This could be fun!                  :02        29. Ummm! -Group                :02
15. My, my!                             :02        30. Wow! -Group                 :02
                                                   31. Scream -Man                 :04

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