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Astro-Illogicals   100 for $9.95!

If you don't like them, blame my mom because she wrote them.  Like all of our comedy features, they can be presented as an on-going bit. You may use them however you see fit, but we suggest that you present them at the same time each day. They can be read cold, or presented over a bed of "mysterious" music such as "Tubular Bells" by Mike Oldfield. But don't use that actual track unless you have really good lawyers!

Samples: 

1. This is a good day for single women to find a husband. Just make sure his wife doesn't find out.

2. Today is not a good day for selling seashells by the seashore. It's an even worse day to try to say it.

3. Do not go to the airport today. You may get a terminal illness.

4. This is a good day to sink your teeth into a submarine sandwich. Try it with a root beer float.

5. Avoid places with geometric shapes, such as the Bermuda Triangle and Washington Square. (Always avoid the Pentagon.)

(C) Copyright 2000, Dave Dworkin's Ghostwriters. For oral expression by authorized clients only!

ASTRO-ILLOGICALS come to you double-spaced on single-sided sheets, so they're easy to read and easy to work with. And they were written by Frances Johnson, the mother of Ghostwriters' owner.

You get 100 ASTRO-ILLOGICALS for $9.95.

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Use your credit card or send a check or money order for $9.95 to Ghostwriters, 2412 Unity Ave. N., Dept. ASTW, Minneapolis, MN, 55422, USA. MN residents, please add sales tax. All payments must be in U.S. funds. Foreign orders, please add $2 for shipping.

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